The Canary bracht afgelopen vrijdag een uiterst humoristisch stuk, waarvoor de verkiezingsbelofte van May werd gebruikt, de belofte dat op 8 mei, de dag van de verkiezingen, zij Groot-Brittannië kracht en stabiliteit* zou brengen (door een verkiezingsoverwinning van haar inhumane neoliberale partij, de Tory Party ofwel de Conservatieven)….. ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
Lees dit uiterst humoristische artikel, op 9 juni jl. geplaatst op The Canary:
UK
enjoying its increased strength and stability
Theresa
May promised the UK that on 8 June she would bring strength and
stability.
It’s
9 June today.
And
the country is getting a taste of what she promised:
British democracy in one photo pic.twitter.com/S9HIJ1Ynbz
Guardian politics
@GdnPoliticsnot sure how to explain this to our non-British followers pic.twitter.com/pjj4QXeaYs
Strong
and err…
Following
the successful general election that May called for some reason, she
gave a rousing speech – the mighty leader telling her adoring fans:
“ So…
well the thing is… err… is it hot in here or is it just me?
May
then announced that she was forming a coalition government with the
DUP**. A political party which is famous for its… strong
views.
The DUP issued the following statement in response:
“ Global
warming is a gay conspiracy to make eejits believe in dinosaurs” .
Despite
May having provided us with such strong stability, there are rumours
that Boris Johnson is trying to oust her:
Leadership
Despite
May having provided us with such strong stability, there are rumours
that Boris Johnson is trying to oust her:
I’ve just seen Boris Johnson on his way to plot the overthrow of Theresa May.#GE2017
Which
is perhaps unsurprising, as Johnson’s campaign was, if anything,
even stronger than May’s:
BORIS JOHNSON ASKED A FORTUNE TELLER FOR A PREDICTION AND THIS HAPPENED
Onwards
and upwards!
Regardless
of which colossal Tory powerhouse takes us forward, it’s clear that
after this election, the EU will be forced to give us a good deal. If
only to get away from us. Much like when a person gets out of a fight
by pretending to be ‘loco’ and beating themselves up.
Although
so far, our European neighbours have not commented on the election:
Sky News Newsdesk
@SkyNewsBreak
German government spokeswoman says it will not comment on the outcome of the General Election out of respect and politeness
Almost
as if there’s no way of doing so without saying ‘WTF’, ‘LOL’,
or ‘why do you keep doing this to yourself?’
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* Deze uitspraak heeft een paar varianten, zo noemde May het ook ‘rust en stabiliteit’ brengen. Deze uitspraak deed ze om te verdedigen dat ze aanbleef, hoewel ze voor de verkiezingen nog stelde, dat ze af zou treden, bij een verlies van haar partij………
** DUP is de Democratic Unionist Party, een Noord-Ierse partij, opgericht door de fascist en dominee Ian Paisley.
Zie ook: ‘Boris Johnson wil (sociale) media controleren en censureren…….‘