Caitlin
Johnstone heeft op 27 november jl. een sarcastisch, uiterst
humoristisch artikel geschreven, het gaat om gesprekken tussen Trump en
Putin, waarin Trump van Putin instructies krijgt wat te doen.
Lezen
mensen en geeft het door, een betere manier om te laten zien hoe
absurd het hele Russiagate verhaal is, kan m.i. niet gevonden worden, het Russiagate verhaal is van A tot Z is
gelogen!
Genieten mensen:
AUTHOR:
CAITLIN JOHNSTONENOVEMBER
27, 2018
Leaked
Transcript Proves Russiagaters Have Been Right All Along
A
transcript of exchanges between US President Donald Trump and Russian
President Vladimir Putin has been leaked to National News
Conglomerate by an anonymous source within the Kremlin. We here at
NNC have confirmed the authenticity of this document using the same
rigorous verification process we’ve been using to authenticate the
evidence for all our other reporting on Russia’s involvement in the
2016 US elections over the last two years. These verification methods
include hunches, gut intuitions, and an introspective assessment of
the way our feelings feel. The following exchanges revealed in this
transcript provide the clearest evidence yet that the President of
the United States has been in collusion with the Russian government
for years.
This
introduction has been authored by the editorial board of the National
News Conglomerate. Obey.
~
11/9/2016
Trump:
I have done as you commanded, my dominant and all-powerful lord. I
have conspired with your hackers to steal the election, and now I’m
going to be president! I want to thank you for not releasing that
video footage of those Russian prostitutes I hired to urinate on a
bed the Obamas once slept in. If that had come out it would have
offended and alienated a lot of people, which is something I never
normally do.
Putin:
Yes that is an old KGB tactic called kompromat, a word which only
extremely intelligent people know about. Keep this line of
communication open. As long as you do as I command, your pee pee tape
will remain secret.
Trump:
One thing I’m curious about though my lord, if you don’t mind my
asking. If you already had an army of hackers targeting Democratic
Party emails, why did you need my help? Couldn’t you just have
hacked the emails and published them on your own? Why did you need me
to interact with them at all?
Putin:
Moral support, mainly. We don’t need to get into specifics.
Trump:
Oh okay.
~
1/20/2017
Trump:
I’m in! Whew! I was really worried that leaked dossier would be the
end of me! What are my instructions, my lord?
Putin:
Begin introducing racism and division to the United States. America
has never experienced these things before, and it will shock and
disorient them. With the US divided against itself, your nation will
be far too weak to stand against my plans of total world domination.
Trump:
That’s a really tall order! America has always been a harmonious
place where everyone gets along up until today. I’ll try my best
though. Anything else?
Putin:
Yes, make them distrust your nation’s large media outlets and
convince them that the US intelligence community is often dishonest.
Trump:
That will be really hard because those institutions have always been
trusted for their unparalleled integrity. But your wish is my
command, oh lord.
~
4/7/2017
Putin:
Bomb a Syrian airbase.
Trump:
What? Really? Aren’t they, like, your allies?
Putin:
Exactly. This will throw inquisitive minds off the scent. We can’t
have them finding out about that pee tape.
Trump:
Are you sure? Some people are saying that chemical attack looks like
it could have been perpetrated by the many terrorist factions in
Syria and not the government.
Putin:
Who cares? Have you seen how relentless they’ve been in exposing
us?? Have you never watched Rachel Maddow? That woman is a psychic
bloodhound, masterfully sniffing out the truth at every turn! We
can’t afford to take chances. Do as I say.
Trump:
Yes sir.
Putin:
And see if you can arrest that WikiLeaks guy.
~
5/14/17
Trump:
Hey do you want me to do anything about Montenegro’s addition to
NATO?
Putin:
No. NATO expansion is good.
Trump:
Uhhh okay.
~
6/28/17
Trump:
Who do you want tapped for Ukraine envoy?
Putin:
Kurt Volker.
Trump:
Volker? He hates you! He’s like the biggest Russia hawk ever.
Putin:
We still need to throw the Russiagaters off the scent. We’re
playing 3-D chess here. This is high-level disinformation, or
dezinformatsiya as very smart people call it. I want as many
Russia hawks in your administration as possible.
Trump:
3-D chess? Alright. I guess you know what you’re doing.
~
8/30/17
Putin:
Shut down the Russian consulate in San Francisco and throw out a
bunch of diplomats. That will confuse the hell out of them.
~
11/21/17
Putin:
Now approve the sale of arms to Ukraine. Not even Obama would do
that. This will throw them off the trail for sure.
~
1/1/18
Putin:
Happy new year. Force RT and Sputnik to register as foreign agents.
~
1/29/18
Putin:
Make sure your Nuclear Posture Review greatly escalates its
aggressive posture toward Russia.
~
2/14/18
Putin:
Happy Valentine’s Day. Don’t worry about those Russians your guys
killed in Syria.
~
2/19/18
Putin: Send
a fleet of war ships to the Black Sea.
~
3/25/18
Putin:
Better expel a few dozen diplomats over the Skripal thing.
~
4/5/18
Putin:
Sanction a bunch of Russian oligarchs.
~
4/10/18
Putin:
Bomb Syria.
Trump:
What?? Again?
Putin:
Yes.
Trump:
What the hell, man? Why’d you even recruit me if you’re just
going to have me do everything all the Russia hawks want?
Putin:
Well, you know how I told you we were playing 3-D chess against the
Russiagate investigation?
Trump:
Yeah?
Putin:
Well that wasn’t enough. Now we’re playing 4-D chess.
Trump:
Fine, whatever, I don’t care. Just don’t release my pee tape.
~
7/17/18
Trump:
Oh man. They’re really making a major fuss about that summit. What
should I do?
Putin:
Play it cool. Don’t let them know about our secret diabolical plot.
Trump:
Right. Remind me what that was again?
Putin:
Make Jim Acosta feel really, really sad.
~
9/2/18
Putin:
Have you arrested Julian Assange yet?
Trump:
Working on it.
~
10/20/18
Putin:
I like John Bolton’s idea. Pull out of the Intermediate-Range
Nuclear Forces Treaty.
~
11/25/18
Putin:
Make sure your administration loudly and aggressively backs Ukraine
in our Kerch Strait spat.
Trump:
OMFG this is getting too weird. Are you just trolling me? What the
hell is this?
Trump:
Hello?
Trump:
Are you there?
Trump:
Answer me!
Putin:
5-D chess.
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